COCKTAILS
SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS
When you sip on our Salty Mango Oolong Mai Tai, you’ll fall in love- and this time, it’ll be forever! $14.
*Contains Almonds
SHARON IS KAREN
It’s a Cucumber Vodka Soda on draft, baby! Carbonated in house. $13
PAPA DON’T PEACH
Our Peach Mojito with Rum, Mint, Peach & Dry White Port. It’ll treat you so good you’ll never want to leave! $13
HEART OF GOLD
Juicy Tequila Pineapple Pimm’s Cup with all the fixins! $14
KEY PARTY
Strawberry Tequila Negroni- Juicy, Bittersweet, & Boozy! Strawberry Tequila, Campari, Lillet Blanc, Grand Marnier, Licor 43, Orange Peel $16
WHO’S FOOLING WHO?
Spicy Margarita with Blanco Tequila, Tio Pepe, Lime, & Jalapeño Syrup $14
Make it with Mezcal for $4 more
OAXACAN SUNRISE
Mezcal Passion Fruit Margarita with a Strawberry Slushee Float, served in a Cactus, with a Hibiscus Salt Rim $17
*This drink packs a punch! Limit of two per person.
LOPRINZI’S MULE
Añejo Rum, Amari, Cynar, Ginger, Lemon, & Sarsparilla-Tamarind Syrup $13
MAMA DÚTS GIMLET
Coconut Fat-Washed Roku Gin, Salty Pandan Tincture, & Lime Cordial $16
A Portion of Proceeds Supports IRCO - Immigrant & Refugee Community Organization
SUPER SCIENCE TOKI HIGHBALL
Ice Cold Whiskey, Super-Charged Soda Water straight out of our fancy Suntory Highball Machine, & Lemon Peel. For relaxing times, make it Suntory times! $14
BALLER OLD FASHIONED
Our Very own Maker's Mark Private Select Bourbon, Cognac, Spiced Grapefruit Syrup, Bitters, Orange Peel, & a Big Cube! $17
JAZZY APEROL SPRITZ
Aperol, Sparkling Wine, Soda, & a juicy slice of fresh Orange served in a Big Goblet $13
HOUSE GIN & TONIC
Our House Gin & Tonic made with Beefeater Gin, Sweet Vermouth, Cardamom, Ginger, Cinnamon, Allspice, Orange, & Fever Tree Tonic $15
LIMITED EDITION
Hand-Selected El Tesoro Reposado Single Barrel Tequila three ways:
THE ORIGINAL OAXACAN OLD FASHIONED
Reposado tequila, Banhez Mezcal, Simple, Mole Bitters, Big Cube, Orange Twist $20
MILLIONAIRE MARGARITA
Reposado Tequila, Giffard Triple Sec, Fresh Juicy Lime, Simple, Lime Salt $20
HEY LOVE BOILERMAKER
A Scoot of our Reposado Tequila & A Half Glass of Limited Addition Orange Crush Wine $20
SLUSHEES
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
Our Almost World Famous Frozen Irish Coffee! With Whiskey, Coffee, Irish Cream, Vanilla Soft Serve, Whipped Cream, & Oreo Sprinkles. Party in the USA! $13
TROPICAL CONTACT HIGH
Vodka, Tequila, Lime, Orange, Vanilla, &Pineapple Dole Whip- Bermuda, Bahama, Don’t You Know You Wanna?! $13
MASTER OF KARATE & FRIENDSHIP
It’s a Strawberry Daiquiri! Funky Rums, Strawberry, Fresh Lime, & Dry Rosé $13
UTAH, GIMME TWO!
Mix the Pineapple Dole Whip & Strawberry Slushees Together, & Get Paid to Surf! $13
WINE
SPARKLING
Arnaud Lambert - Brézé Cremant Brut Loire Valley, France Crisp Acidity, Dry & Elegant $15/60
BOTTLE OF BALLER BUBBS
‘Tradition’ Lelarge-Pugeot Extra Brut Champagne Vrigny, Champagne, France
Nutty, Toasty, Citrus, Diamonds
Served with a Sparkler! $90
WHITE
Selection des Cognettes Muscadet Loire Valley, France Green Apple, Minerals. $11/44
Gruner Veltliner, Landmass Wines Columbia River Gorge, WA Bright, Crisp Acidity & Aromatics $16/64
SKIN CONTACT
Orange Crush- Limited Addition Co-Fermentation Yamhill Carlton AVA, WA Jasmine, Ginger & Honeysuckle $17/68
PINK
Mendivia Oso Rosado 2022 Columbia Gorge, WA Raspberries, Lemon Zest, Crisp $12/48
RED
Mon P’tit Pithon Red Blend 2022 Cotes Catalanes, France Cherry, Cranberry, Supple $13/52
BEER
DRAFT
Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA American IPA; ABV 5.8%; IBU 30 Sticky Orange, Pomelo, Pineapple, Tangerine & Mango. $7
Pfriem Rotating Lager Series A Rotating Selection of Lagers from Pfreim Brewery in Hood River! Guaranteed to be Light, Crisp, & Refreshing. $7
OTHER WAYS
-Montucky ‘Cold Snack’ Tall Can $4
-Modelo Especial $5
-Double Mountain Dry Cider $7
-Double Mountain IRA $7 -Belching Beaver Peanut Butter Stout $5 -Non-Alcoholic Corona $7 -Hitachino Nest Yuzu-Ginger Non-Ale $7
CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS,
NO PROOF
SASSY TAMI
This zippy Ginger, Tamarind-Sarsaparilla Lemonade is juuuuust right, 100% of the time! $8
LUSH LIFE
It’s an N/A Aperol Spritz! $12
ROSE CITY SWIZZLE
Pathfinder, Pineapple, Lemon, Orgeat, Simple, Mint $13
PHONY NEGRONI
Non-Alcoholic Negroni From St. Agrestis, served on the rocks with an Orange Wheel. The Negroni for when you aren’t Negroni-ing! $12
BARGAIN BEACH
A Michelada with our delicious house Bloody Mix & N/A Corona With a Tajin Salt Rim $11
COCO JOY COCONUT WATER
Amazing health benefits and down right delicious, you just found your favorite coconut water! $6
COPA CBD TROPICAL SELTZER
Pineapple, Orange, & Mango, with delicate notes of Banana and Pear $6
MONDARIZ SPARKLING MINERAL WATER
Sparkling Spring Water from Mondariz Balneario, Pontevedra (Spain) $9
BLACK & WHITE COFFEE ROASTERS
Hot cup of batch-brewed coffee $4
Cold Brew Iced Coffee $6
RISHI TEA
English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Jasmine, Peppermint, & Turmeric Ginger $4
Vanilla Bean Overnight Iced Black Tea $4