COCKTAILS

YOUR PARENT’S LIQUOR CABINET IN 1993

A holiday shooter, straight out of your parent’s liquor cabinet. Bailey’s, S’mores, Rumplemintz, Crème de Cacao & Vodka. Served cold $8

*Contains Dairy

SNOWGLOBE GIN & TONIC

A wintry wonderland in a glass! Spanish Style G&T with Hendrick’s Gin, Citrus, Rosemary, Cranberries, Edible Snow $16

SLEIGH LOVE SPRITZ

Our house spritz all dressed up for the holidays. Aperol, Sparkling White Wine, Soda, Spiced Cranberry $14

GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A MAI TAI

Aged & Dark Rums, Orgeat, Giffard Banane, Pineapple, Lime, Angostura, Cinnamon & Mischief $17

*Contains Gluten, Almonds

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Espresso Martini with Our Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rum, Vodka, Cinnamon Vanilla Syrup, Kahlua & Cold Brew $16

*Contains Gluten

A GENTLEMAN’S KAFTAN

Hot Toddy with Bourbon, Brandy, Ginger, Coconut, Allspice, Lemon, Orange & Honey $13

SNOWBIRD MARGARITA

Tapatio Blanco & Reposado Tequilas, Triple Sec, Vanilla, Lime, Pineapple, Allspice & Cinnamon Sugar Salt Rim $18

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

Gingerbread Man Old Fashioned with Maker’s Mark Bourbon, Brandy, Gingerbread Cordial, Bitters $15

*Contains Gluten

GUILTY PLEASURE

Two ways to behave badly - Choose wisely - $15

NAUGHTY: Dirty Martini with Reyka Vodka & Bleu Cheese–Stuffed Olives

*Contains Dairy

NICE: Classic Martini with Roku Gin, Carpano Dry Vermouth, & a Lemon Twist

$1 from every drink will go towards PIRC, Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition

SUPER SCIENCE TOKI HIGHBALL

Ice Cold Toki Suntory Whiskey, Super-Charged Soda Water straight out of our fancy Suntory Highball Machine, & Lemon Peel. For relaxing times, make it Suntory times! $14

BALLER OLD FASHIONED

Basil Hayden Bourbon, Zacapa 23 Aged Rum, Bitters, Orange Peel & a Big ‘Ol Cube $17

LOPRINZI’S MULE

Añejo Rum, Amari, Cynar, Fresh Ginger, Lemon, Sarsaparilla-Tamarind $13

PAPA DON’T PEACH

Our Tart & Bright Peach Mojito with Rum, Mint, & Kopke Dry White Port $13

SLUSHEES

NOGGY BY NATURE

It’s an Eggnog Slushee! Rye Whiskey, Rum, Brandy, Banana, Amontillado Sherry & Fresh Nutmeg $15

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

Our Almost World Famous Frozen Irish Coffee! Whiskey, Coffee, Irish Cream, Vanilla Soft Serve, Whipped Cream, & Oreo Sprinkles. Party in the USA! $15

*Contains: Gluten

TOBOGGAN TIME: add a bump of Rumplemintz $2

SOPHIE’S SLEIGH RIDE: add a bump of Branca Menta $2

SANTA, GIMME TWO!

Mix that Nog with our Frozen Irish Coffee for the Ultimate Boozy Egg Nog Latte $15


WINE

SPARKLING

Arnaud Lambert Cremant de Loire

Breze, France

Crisp Fruits, Refreshing Sparkle

$16/$64

Almacita Sparkling Brut Rosé

Mendoza, Argentina

Summer Strawberry, Rose Petal, Pink Lemonade

$11/$44

BOTTLE OF BALLER BUBBS

‘Horizon’ Pascal Doquet Champagne

Champagne, France

Crunchy Pear, Biscoff, Salty Air

$90

WHITE

Selection des Cognettes Muscadet

Loire Valley, France

HoneyCrisp Apple, Canteloupe

$12/$48

Landmass Wines Multitudes, Pinot Gris & Chardonnay Blend

Columbia River Gorge, WA

Orchard Fruits, Poached Pear, White Blossoms, Chalk

$14/$52

PINK

Olivares Garnacha Rosé

Jumilla, Spain

Juicy Watermelon Porch Pounder

$10/$40

RED

Vignes des Lanes La Baronne

Corbieres, France

Marionberry & Smooth Sailing

$13/$52

CHILLED RED

Altolandon, 4 Pisos

Castilla, La Mancha, Spain

Chocolate Covered Blueberries

$14/$65

NON-ALCOHOLIC

Noughty Sparkling Rosé

De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain

Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish

* <0.5% ABV

$11/$44

BEER

DRAFT

Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA $8

American IPA; ABV 5.8%; IBU 30

Sticky Orange, Pomelo, Pineapple, Tangerine & Mango

Pfriem Rotating Lager Series $8

A Rotating Selection of Lagers from Pfreim Brewery in Hood River!

Guaranteed to be Light, Crisp, & Refreshing

Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA x Maker’s Mark Barrel Aged Chocolate Stout (12 oz) $8

We made a Private Select Barrel of Bourbon with our pals at Maker's Mark! When they delivered the barrel we passed it right on to Double Mountain so they could age their delicious chocolate stout in it. Now you can try this lovely beer on its own, or the bourbon and beer side by side. Cheers!

OTHER WAYS

  • Old German Tall Can $5

  • Modelo Especial $5

  • Double Mountain Dry Cider $7

  • Double Mountain IRA $7

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  • Non-Alcoholic Corona $7

  • Asahi Super Dry N/A Lager $7

  • ‘Hitachino Nest’ Yuzu-Ginger NonAle $8

CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS,

NO PROOF

I’M IN LOVE WITH THE COCOA

Rich & Creamy Hot Cocoa, topped with Whipped Cream, Mini Marshmallows, Crushed Peppermint Candy & a Choco-Hazelnut Pirouline! $10

*Contains Hazelnut, Dairy, Gluten (Vegan, GF option available)

For all you Grownup Kids, add a sneaky shot of Branca Menta! $5

SECRET SANTA

Cherry-Cardamom Syrup, Lime Cordial, Ginger & Tamarind Soda. Juicy, zesty, & festive enough to feel like you’re still in on the party. $10

MIDNIGHT MASS

A spirit-free Boulevardier for night-owls & over-achievers. Pathfinder Amaro, Giffard NA Aperitif, Cold Brew Concentrate, Orange Oil. Smooth, bittersweet & caffeinated. $12

PHONY NEGRONI

Non-Alcoholic Negroni From St. Agrestis, served on the rocks with an Orange Wheel. The Negroni for when you aren’t Negroni-ing! $12

NOUGHTY SPARKLING ROSÉ

De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain

Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish

* <0.5% ABV

$11/$44

N/A BLOODY MIRIAM

Hey Love House Bloody Mix with Tomato, Old Bay, Tamarind, Valentina Hot Sauce, & Mushroom Bouillon $8

N/A BARGAIN BEACH

A Michelada with our delicious house Bloody Mix & N/A Corona With a Tajin Salt Rim $10

COCO JOY COCONUT WATER

Amazing health benefits and down right delicious, you just found your favorite coconut water! $7

MONDARIZ SPARKLING MINERAL WATER

Sparkling Spring Water from Mondariz Balneario, Pontevedra (Spain) $9

SODA POP

from Bridge City Soda Co. $3
RC Cola, Diet Cola, Lemon-Lime, Dr. Cola, Ginger Ale, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, Tonic Water

ROSELINE ROASTERS COFFEE

Hot cup of batch-brewed Coffee $4
Cold Brew Iced Coffee $6

STEVEN SMITH TEA

HOT- Lord Bergamot (Earl Grey), British Brunch (English Breakfast), Jasmine Silver Tip (Green), Meadow (Caffeine Free), Ginger Rising (Caffeine Free), Peppermint (Caffeine Free) $4

ICED- Exceptional Iced Tea (Black) $6