COCKTAILS
LOPRINZI’S MULE
Añejo Rum, Amari, Cynar, Fresh Ginger, Lemon, & Sarsaparilla- Tamarind Syrup $13
PAPA DON’T PEACH
Our Peach Mojito with Rum, Mint, Strawberry & Dry White Port. It’ll treat you so good you’ll never want to leave! $13
HEART OF GOLD
Juicy Tequila Pineapple Pimm’s Cup with All the Fixins! $14
JAZZY APEROL SPRITZ
Aperol, Sparkling Wine, Soda, & a Juicy Slice of Fresh Orange served in a Big Goblet $13
GARDEN PARTY
Creamy Coconut, Freshly Juiced Carrot, Apero, Gin, Sherry, Spring Salt Rim $12
WHO’S FOOLING WHO?
Spicy Margarita with Blanco Tequila, Fino Sherry, Lime, & Fresh Jalapeño Syrup $14
Make it with Mezcal for $4 more
ESPRESSO MARTINI
Tito’s Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua & Cold Brew Coffee from Roseline Coffee Roasters $17
BALLER OLD FASHIONED
Maker’s Mark Private Select Bourbon, Nixta, Bitters & Orange Peel on a Big ‘Ol Cube $18
SUPER SCIENCE TOKI HIGHBALL
Ice Cold Toki Suntory Whiskey, Super-Charged Soda Water straight out of our fancy Suntory Highball Machine, & Lemon Peel. For relaxing times, make it Suntory times! $14
SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS
When you sip on our Salty Mango Oolong Mai Tai, you’ll fall in love- and this time, it’ll be forever! $14.
*Contains Almonds
MAMA DÚTS GIMLET
Coconut Fat-Washed Roku Gin, Salty Pandan Tincture, & Lime Cordial $16
A Portion of Proceeds Supports IRCO - Immigrant & Refugee Community Organization
HONEYDEW HUSTLE
Hendrick’s Gin, Midori, Wray & Nephew Rum, Lime Cordial, Lemon $14
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
Iced Spanish Coffee! Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rum, Kahlua, Triple Sec, Amaretto, Cold Brew $17
*Contains Gluten
CLOVER CLUB G & T
Berry Infused Gin, Bianco Vermouth, Chamomile Buds, Badger Tonic, Lemon Peel $16
STEP BY STEP
Banhez Mezcal, Carpano Vermouths, Cap Corse Quinquina, Nocino $16
LIMTED EDITION
El Tesoro Reposado Single Barrel Tequila, hand-selected by the Hey Love team at La Alteña Distillery in Jalisco Mexico.
Aged for 8 months, with only 240 bottles made, this Artesanal Tequila is made in traditional brick ovens & crushed using volcanic tahona stones.
EL TESORO REPOSADO SINGLE BARREL TEQUILA
Neat or On the Rocks $18
THE ORIGINAL OAXACAN OLD FASHIONED
Reposado Tequila, Bozal Tepeztate Mezcal, Simple, Angostura & Orange Bitters, Big Cube, Orange Twist $20
MILLIONAIRE MARGARITA
Reposado Tequila, Combier, Fresh Lime, Simple, Lime Salt $20
Make it spicy with our Housemade Jalapeno Syrup $1
SLUSHEES
GIRL, LET YOUR MANGO
Mango Margarita Slushee! Tequila, Lime, Mango, Tajin & a Lime Wedge $13
MASTER OF KARATE & FRIENDSHIP
It’s a Strawberry Daiquiri! Funky Rums, Strawberry, Fresh Lime, & Dry Rosé $13
UTAH, GIMME TWO!
Swirl the Mango Margarita & Strawberry Slushees Together, & Get Paid to Surf! $13
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
Our Almost World Famous Frozen Irish Coffee! Whiskey, Coffee, Irish Cream, Vanilla Soft Serve, Whipped Cream, & Oreo Sprinkles. Party in the USA! $14
*Contains: Gluten
WINE
SPARKLING
Arnaud Lambert Cremant de Loire
Breze, France
Crisp Fruits, Refreshing Sparkle
$16/$64
Almacita Sparkling Brut Rosé
Mendoza, Argentina
Summer Strawberry, Rose Petal, Pink Lemonade
$12/$48
BOTTLE OF BALLER BUBBS
‘Horizon’ Pascal Doquet Champagne
Champagne, France
Crunchy Pear, Biscoff, Salty Air
$90
WHITE
Selection des Cognettes Muscadet
Loire Valley, France
HoneyCrisp Apple, Canteloupe
$12/$48
Jean Louis Denois Vin de France Blanc Les Garrigues
Loire Valley, France
Melon, Orange Zest, Granite
$12/$48
PINK
Olivares Garnacha Rosé
Jumilla, Spain
Juicy Watermelon Porch Pounder
$10/$40
RED
Vignes des Lanes La Baronne
Corbieres, France
Marionberry & Smooth Sailing
$13/$52
CHILED RED
Ensemble Grochau Cellars
Willamette Valley, Oregon
Light bodies & Fresh
NON-ALCOHOLIC
Noughty Sparkling Rosé
De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish
* <0.5% ABV
$12/$48
BEER
DRAFT
Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA $8
American IPA; ABV 5.8%; IBU 30
Sticky Orange, Pomelo, Pineapple, Tangerine & Mango
Pfriem Rotating Lager Series $8
A Rotating Selection of Lagers from Pfreim Brewery in Hood River!
Guaranteed to be Light, Crisp, & Refreshing
OTHER WAYS
Montucky Tall Can $5
Modelo Especial $5
Double Mountain Dry Cider $7
Double Mountain IRA $9
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Non-Alcoholic Corona $7
Asahi Super Dry N/A Lager $7
‘Hitachino Nest’ Yuzu-Ginger NonAle $8
CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS,
NO PROOF
SASSY TAMI
This Zippy Ginger Tamarind-Sarsaparilla Lemonade is juuuuust right, 100% of the time! $10
FRIEND OF A FRIEND
Cherry, Lime Cordial, Ginger, Almond, Cardamom & Tamarind Jarritos $12
MIDNIGHT MASS
A spirit-free Boulevardier for night owls & over-achievers. Pathfinder Amaro, Giffard NA Aperitif, Cold Brew Concentrate, & Orange Oil - Smooth, Bittersweet, & Caffeinated $12
ROSE CITY SWIZZLE
Pathfinder, Pineapple, Lemon, Orgeat, Simple, Mint $13
PHONY NEGRONI
Non-Alcoholic Negroni From St. Agrestis, served on the rocks with an Orange Wheel. The Negroni for when you aren’t Negroni-ing! $12
NOUGHTY SPARKLING ROSÉ
De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish
* <0.5% ABV
$12/$48
N/A BLOODY MIRIAM
Hey Love House Bloody Mix with Tomato, Old Bay, Tamarind, Valentina Hot Sauce, & Mushroom Bouillon $8
N/A BARGAIN BEACH
A Michelada with our delicious house Bloody Mix & N/A Corona With a Tajin Salt Rim $12
COCO JOY COCONUT WATER
Amazing health benefits and down right delicious, you just found your favorite coconut water! $7
MONDARIZ SPARKLING MINERAL WATER
Sparkling Spring Water from Mondariz Balneario, Pontevedra (Spain) $9
Mexican Coca Cola $5
SODA POP
from Bridge City Soda Co. $3
RC Cola, Diet Cola, Lemon-Lime, Dr. Cola, Ginger Ale, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, Tonic Water
ROSELINE ROASTERS COFFEE
Cold Brew Iced Coffee $6
STEVEN SMITH TEA
HOT- Lord Bergamot (Earl Grey), British Brunch (English Breakfast), Jasmine Silver Tip (Green), Meadow (Caffeine Free), Ginger Rising (Caffeine Free), Peppermint (Caffeine Free) $4
ICED- Exceptional Iced Tea (Black) $6