COCKTAILS
LOPRINZI’S MULE
Añejo Rum, Amari, Cynar, Fresh Ginger, Lemon, & Sarsaparilla- Tamarind Syrup $13
PAPA DON’T PEACH
Our Peach Mojito with Rum, Mint, Strawberry & Dry White Port. It’ll treat you so good you’ll never want to leave! $13
HEART OF GOLD
Juicy Tequila Pineapple Pimm’s Cup with All the Fixins! $14
JAZZY APEROL SPRITZ
Aperol, Sparkling Wine, Soda, & a Juicy Slice of Fresh Orange served in a Big Goblet $13
HIP TO BE SQUARE
Wild Turkey 101 Bourbon, Brandy, Scotch, Sweet Vermouth, Benedictine, Maraschino, Bitters, Lemon Peel, Big Cube $16
A GENTLEMAN’S KAFTAN
Hot Toddy with Bourbon, Brandy, Ginger, Coconut, Allspice, Lemon, Orange & Honey $13
WHO’S FOOLING WHO?
Spicy Margarita with Blanco Tequila, Fino Sherry, Lime, & Fresh Jalapeño Syrup $14
Make it with Mezcal for $4 more
ESPRESSO MARTINI
Tito’s Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua & Cold Brew Coffee from Roseline Coffee Roasters $17
BALLER OLD FASHIONED
Basil Hayden Bourbon, Zacapa 23 Aged Rum, Bitters & Orange Peel on a Big ‘Ol Cube $17
SUPER SCIENCE TOKI HIGHBALL
Ice Cold Toki Suntory Whiskey, Super-Charged Soda Water straight out of our fancy Suntory Highball Machine, & Lemon Peel. For relaxing times, make it Suntory times! $14
SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS
When you sip on our Salty Mango Oolong Mai Tai, you’ll fall in love- and this time, it’ll be forever! $14.
*Contains Almonds
MAMA DÚTS GIMLET
Coconut Fat-Washed Roku Gin, Salty Pandan Tincture, & Lime Cordial $16
A Portion of Proceeds Supports IRCO - Immigrant & Refugee Community Organization
COULDA WOULDA SHOULDA
Cool Weather Cosmo with Bombay Sapphire Gin, Absolute Grapefruit, Lime & House-made Cherry Cardamom Cordial $15
SLUSHEES
GIRL, LET YOUR MANGO
Mango Margarita Slushee! Tequila, Lime, Mango, Tajin & a Lime Wedge $13
MASTER OF KARATE & FRIENDSHIP
It’s a Strawberry Daiquiri! Funky Rums, Strawberry, Fresh Lime, & Dry Rosé $13
UTAH, GIMME TWO!
Swirl the Mango Margarita & Strawberry Slushees Together, & Get Paid to Surf! $13
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
Our Almost World Famous Frozen Irish Coffee! Whiskey, Coffee, Irish Cream, Vanilla Soft Serve, Whipped Cream, & Oreo Sprinkles. Party in the USA! $14
*Contains: Gluten
WINE
SPARKLING
Arnaud Lambert Cremant de Loire
Breze, France
Crisp Fruits, Refreshing Sparkle
$16/$64
Almacita Sparkling Brut Rosé
Mendoza, Argentina
Summer Strawberry, Rose Petal, Pink Lemonade
$12/$48
BOTTLE OF BALLER BUBBS
‘Horizon’ Pascal Doquet Champagne
Champagne, France
Crunchy Pear, Biscoff, Salty Air
$90
WHITE
Selection des Cognettes Muscadet
Loire Valley, France
HoneyCrisp Apple, Canteloupe
$12/$48
Landmass Wines Multitudes, Pinot Gris & Chardonnay Blend
Columbia River Gorge, WA
Orchard Fruits, Poached Pear, White Blossoms, Chalk
$14/$52
PINK
Olivares Garnacha Rosé
Jumilla, Spain
Juicy Watermelon Porch Pounder
$10/$40
RED
Vignes des Lanes La Baronne
Corbieres, France
Marionberry & Smooth Sailing
$13/$52
NON-ALCOHOLIC
Noughty Sparkling Rosé
De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish
* <0.5% ABV
$12/$48
BEER
DRAFT
Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA $8
American IPA; ABV 5.8%; IBU 30
Sticky Orange, Pomelo, Pineapple, Tangerine & Mango
Double Mountain x Hey Love Barrel Aged Chocolate Stout $8
A 12oz pour of our very special bourbon barrel aged chocolate stout! We made a private barrel of bourbon with our pals at Maker’s Mark and used the same barrel to age Double Mountains Chocolate Stout into our exclusive HeyLove stout.
Pfriem Rotating Lager Series $8
A Rotating Selection of Lagers from Pfreim Brewery in Hood River!
Guaranteed to be Light, Crisp, & Refreshing
OTHER WAYS
Montucky Tall Can $5
Modelo Especial $5
Double Mountain Dry Cider $7
Double Mountain IRA $9
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Non-Alcoholic Corona $7
Asahi Super Dry N/A Lager $7
‘Hitachino Nest’ Yuzu-Ginger NonAle $8
CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS,
NO PROOF
SASSY TAMI
This Zippy Ginger Tamarind-Sarsaparilla Lemonade is juuuuust right, 100% of the time! $10
FRIEND OF A FRIEND
Cherry, Lime Cordial, Ginger, Almond, Cardamom & Tamarind Jarritos $12
MIDNIGHT MASS
A spirit-free Boulevardier for night owls & over-achievers. Pathfinder Amaro, Giffard NA Aperitif, Cold Brew Concentrate, & Orange Oil - Smooth, Bittersweet, & Caffeinated $12
ROSE CITY SWIZZLE
Pathfinder, Pineapple, Lemon, Orgeat, Simple, Mint $13
PHONY NEGRONI
Non-Alcoholic Negroni From St. Agrestis, served on the rocks with an Orange Wheel. The Negroni for when you aren’t Negroni-ing! $12
NOUGHTY SPARKLING ROSÉ
De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish
* <0.5% ABV
$12/$48
N/A BLOODY MIRIAM
Hey Love House Bloody Mix with Tomato, Old Bay, Tamarind, Valentina Hot Sauce, & Mushroom Bouillon $8
N/A BARGAIN BEACH
A Michelada with our delicious house Bloody Mix & N/A Corona With a Tajin Salt Rim $12
COCO JOY COCONUT WATER
Amazing health benefits and down right delicious, you just found your favorite coconut water! $7
MONDARIZ SPARKLING MINERAL WATER
Sparkling Spring Water from Mondariz Balneario, Pontevedra (Spain) $9
SODA POP
from Bridge City Soda Co. $3
RC Cola, Diet Cola, Lemon-Lime, Dr. Cola, Ginger Ale, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, Tonic Water
ROSELINE ROASTERS COFFEE
Cold Brew Iced Coffee $6
STEVEN SMITH TEA
HOT- Lord Bergamot (Earl Grey), British Brunch (English Breakfast), Jasmine Silver Tip (Green), Meadow (Caffeine Free), Ginger Rising (Caffeine Free), Peppermint (Caffeine Free) $4
ICED- Exceptional Iced Tea (Black) $6