COCKTAILS
LOPRINZI’S MULE
Añejo Rum, Amari, Cynar, Fresh Ginger, Lemon, & Sarsaparilla- Tamarind Syrup $13
PAPA DON’T PEACH
Our Peach Mojito with Rum, Mint, & Dry White Port. It’ll treat you so good you’ll never want to leave! $13
HEART OF GOLD
Juicy Tequila Pineapple Ginger Pimm’s Cup with All the Fixins’ $14
JAZZY APEROL SPRITZ
Aperol, Sparkling Wine, & Soda in a Big Goblet with an Orange Wheel $13
OAXACAN SUNRISE
Mezcal Passion Fruit Margarita with a Strawberry Slushee Float & Hibiscus Salt Rim $18
This drink packs a punch! Limit of 2 per person.
SUPER SCIENCE TOKI HIGHBALL
Ice Cold Toki Suntory Whiskey, Super-Charged Soda Water straight out of our fancy Suntory Highball Machine, & Lemon Peel. For relaxing times, make it Suntory times! $14
GARDEN PARTY
Creamy Coconut, Freshly Juiced Carrot, Aperol, Gin, Sherry, Spring Salt Rim $12
ESPRESSO MARTINI
Tito’s Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, & Cold Brew Coffee from Roseline Coffee Roasters $17
HONEYDEW HUSTLE
Hendrick’s ‘Another One’ Gin, Midori, Wray & Nephew Rum, Lime Cordial, Lemon $14
WHO’S FOOLING WHO?
Spicy Margarita with Blanco Tequila, Fino Sherry, Lime, & Fresh Jalapeño Syrup $14
Make it with Mezcal for $4 more
BALLER OLD FASHIONED
Maker’s Mark Private Select Bourbon, Nixta, Bitters & Orange Peel on a Big ‘Ol Cube $18
CLOVER CLUB G & T
Berry Infused Gin, Bianco Vermouth, Chamomile Buds, Badger Tonic, Lemon Peel $16
SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS
When you sip on our Salty Mango Oolong Mai Tai, you’ll fall in love- and this time, it’ll be forever! Rum, Falernum, Absinthe, Salty Mango Oolong Tea, Lime, Orgeat*, Basil $14.
*Contains Almonds
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
Iced Spanish Coffee! Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rum*, Kahlua, Triple Sec, Amaretto, Cold Brew, Whipped Cream* $17
*Contains Gluten,
*Dairy Free Option Available
STEP BY STEP
Banhez Mezcal, Carpano Vermouths, Cap Corse Quinquina, Nocino $16
MAMA DÚTS GIMLET
Coconut Fat-Washed Roku Gin, Salty Pandan Tincture, & Lime Cordial $16
A Portion of Proceeds Supports IRCO - Immigrant & Refugee Community Organization
LIMTED EDITION
El Tesoro Reposado Single Barrel Tequila, hand-selected by the Hey Love team at La Alteña Distillery in Jalisco Mexico. Aged for 8 months, with only 240 bottles made, this Artesanal Tequila is made in traditional brick ovens & crushed using volcanic tahona stones.
EL TESORO REPOSADO SINGLE BARREL TEQUILA
Neat or On the Rocks $18
THE ORIGINAL OAXACAN OLD FASHIONED
El Tesoro Reposado Single Barrel Tequila, Bozal Tepeztate Mezcal, Simple Syrup, Angostura & Orange Bitters, Big Cube, Orange Twist $20
MILLIONAIRE MARGARITA
El Tesoro Reposado Single Barrel Tequila, Combier, Fresh Lime, Simple Syrup, Lime Salt $20
Make it spicy with our Housemade Jalapeno Syrup $1
SLUSHEES
GIRL, LET YOUR MANGO
Mango Margarita Slushee with Tequila, Lime, Tajin & a Lime Wedge $13
MASTER OF KARATE & FRIENDSHIP
Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri with Funky Rums, Fresh Lime, & Dry Rosé $13
UTAH, GIMME TWO!
Swirl the Mango Margarita & Strawberry Slushees Together, & Get Paid to Surf! $13
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
Our Almost World Famous Frozen Irish Coffee! Whiskey, Coffee, Irish Cream, Vanilla Soft Serve, Whipped Cream, & Oreo Sprinkles*. Party in the USA! $14
*Contains: Gluten, Dairy
WINE
SPARKLING
Arnaud Lambert Cremant de Loire
Breze, France
Crisp Fruits, Refreshing Sparkle
$16/ $64
Almacita Sparkling Brut Rosé
Mendoza, Argentina
Summer Strawberry, Rose Petal, Pink Lemonade
$12/ $48
BOTTLE OF BALLER BUBBS
‘Horizon’ Pascal Doquet Champagne
Champagne, France
Crunchy Pear, Biscoff, Salty Air
$90
WHITE
Selection des Cognettes Muscadet
Loire Valley, France
HoneyCrisp Apple, Canteloupe
$12/ $48
Jean Louis Denois Vin de France Blanc Les Garrigues
Limoux, France
Melon, Orange Zest, Granite
$12/ $48
PINK
Olivares Garnacha Rosé
Jumilla, Spain
Juicy Watermelon Porch Pounder
$10/ $40
Noughty Sparkling Rosé
De-Alcoholized Tempranillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright Nose, Dry Finish
< 0.5%
$12/ $48
RED
Vignes des Lanes La Baronne
Corbieres, France
Marionberry & Smooth Sailing
$13/ $52
CHILLED RED
Grochau Cellars 2024 Ensemble
Willamette Valley, Oregon
Strawberry, Spring Blossoms, Rainier Cherries, Cinnamon
$12/ $48
BEER
DRAFT
Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA $8
American IPA; ABV 5.8%; IBU 30
Sticky Orange, Pomelo, Pineapple, Tangerine & Mango
Pfriem Rotating Lager Series $8
A Rotating Selection of Lagers from Pfreim Brewery in Hood River!
Guaranteed to be Light, Crisp, & Refreshing
OTHER WAYS
Montucky Tall Can $5
Modelo Especial $5
Double Mountain Dry Cider $7
Double Mountain IRA $9
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Non-Alcoholic Corona $7
Asahi Super Dry N/A Lager $7
‘Hitachino Nest’ Yuzu-Ginger NonAle $8
CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS,
NO PROOF
SASSY TAMI
This Zippy Ginger Tamarind-Sarsaparilla Lemonade is juuuuust right, 100% of the time! $10
MIDNIGHT MASS
Boulevardier with Pathfinder Amaro, Giffard NA Aperitif, Cold Brew, & Orange Oil - Smooth, Bittersweet, & Caffeinated $12
ROSE CITY SWIZZLE
Pathfinder Amaro, Pineapple, Lemon, Orgeat*, Simple, & Mint $13
*Contains: Almond
PHONY NEGRONI
Non-Alcoholic Negroni From St. Agrestis, served on the rocks with an Orange Wheel. $12
NOUGHTY SPARKLING ROSÉ
De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish
* <0.5% ABV
$12/$48
N/A BLOODY MIRIAM
Hey Love House Bloody Mix with Tomato, Old Bay, Tamarind, Valentina Hot Sauce, & Mushroom Bouillon $8
N/A BARGAIN BEACH
A Michelada with our delicious house Bloody Mix & N/A Corona with a Tajin Salt Rim $12
MONDARIZ SPARKLING MINERAL WATER
Sparkling Spring Water from Mondariz Balneario, Pontevedra Spain $9
SODA POP
from Bridge City Soda Co. $3
RC Cola, Diet Cola, Lemon-Lime, Dr. Cola, Ginger Ale, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, Tonic Water
Mexican Coke $5
COLD BREW COFFEE
from Roseline Coffee Roasters $6
STEVEN SMITH TEA
HOT- Lord Bergamot, British Brunch, Tropical Green, Meadow, Ginger Rising, Peppermint $4
ICED- Exceptional Iced Tea $6