COCKTAILS
OAXACAN SUNRISE
Mezcal Passion Fruit Margarita with a Strawberry Slushee Float, served in a Cactus with a Hibiscus Salt Rim $18
*This drink packs a punch! Limit of two per person.
LOPRINZI’S MULE
Añejo Rum, Amari, Cynar, Fresh Ginger, Lemon, & Sarsaparilla- Tamarind Syrup $13
PAPA DON’T PEACH
Our Peach Mojito with Rum, Mint, Strawberry & Dry White Port. It’ll treat you so good you’ll never want to leave! $13
HEART OF GOLD
Juicy Tequila Pineapple Pimm’s Cup with All the Fixins! $14
JAZZY APEROL SPRITZ
Aperol, Sparkling Wine, Soda, & a Juicy Slice of Fresh Orange served in a Big Goblet $13
HIP TO BE SQUARE
Wild Turkey 101 Bourbon, Brandy, Scotch, Sweet Vermouth, Benedictine, Maraschino, Bitters, Lemon Peel, Big Cube $16
A GENTLEMAN’S KAFTAN
Hot Toddy with Bourbon, Brandy, Ginger, Coconut, Allspice, Lemon, Orange & Honey $13
WHO’S FOOLING WHO?
Spicy Margarita with Blanco Tequila, Fino Sherry, Lime, & Fresh Jalapeño Syrup $14
Make it with Mezcal for $4 more
ESPRESSO MARTINI
Tito’s Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua & Cold Brew Coffee from Roseline Coffee Roasters $16
BALLER OLD FASHIONED
Basil Hayden Bourbon, Zacapa 23 Aged Rum, Bitters & Orange Peel on a Big ‘Ol Cube $17
SUPER SCIENCE TOKI HIGHBALL
Ice Cold Toki Suntory Whiskey, Super-Charged Soda Water straight out of our fancy Suntory Highball Machine, & Lemon Peel. For relaxing times, make it Suntory times! $14
SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS
When you sip on our Salty Mango Oolong Mai Tai, you’ll fall in love- and this time, it’ll be forever! $14.
*Contains Almonds
MAMA DÚTS GIMLET
Coconut Fat-Washed Roku Gin, Salty Pandan Tincture, & Lime Cordial $16
A Portion of Proceeds Supports IRCO - Immigrant & Refugee Community Organization
COULDA WOULDA SHOULDA
Cool Weather Cosmo with Bombay Sapphire Gin, Absolute Grapefruit, Lime & House-made Cherry Cardamom Cordial $15
SLUSHEES
GIRL, LET YOUR MANGO
Mango Margarita Slushee! Tequila, Lime, Mango, Tajin & a Lime Wedge $13
MASTER OF KARATE & FRIENDSHIP
It’s a Strawberry Daiquiri! Funky Rums, Strawberry, Fresh Lime, & Dry Rosé $13
UTAH, GIMME TWO!
Swirl the Mango Margarita & Strawberry Slushees Together, & Get Paid to Surf! $13
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
Our Almost World Famous Frozen Irish Coffee! Whiskey, Coffee, Irish Cream, Vanilla Soft Serve, Whipped Cream, & Oreo Sprinkles. Party in the USA! $14
*Contains: Gluten
WINE
SPARKLING
Arnaud Lambert Cremant de Loire
Breze, France
Crisp Fruits, Refreshing Sparkle
$16/$64
Almacita Sparkling Brut Rosé
Mendoza, Argentina
Summer Strawberry, Rose Petal, Pink Lemonade
$11/$44
BOTTLE OF BALLER BUBBS
‘Horizon’ Pascal Doquet Champagne
Champagne, France
Crunchy Pear, Biscoff, Salty Air
$90
WHITE
Selection des Cognettes Muscadet
Loire Valley, France
HoneyCrisp Apple, Canteloupe
$12/$48
Landmass Wines Multitudes, Pinot Gris & Chardonnay Blend
Columbia River Gorge, WA
Orchard Fruits, Poached Pear, White Blossoms, Chalk
$14/$52
PINK
Olivares Garnacha Rosé
Jumilla, Spain
Juicy Watermelon Porch Pounder
$10/$40
RED
Vignes des Lanes La Baronne
Corbieres, France
Marionberry & Smooth Sailing
$13/$52
CHILLED RED
Altolandon, 4 Pisos
Castilla, La Mancha, Spain
Chocolate Covered Blueberries
$14/$65
NON-ALCOHOLIC
Noughty Sparkling Rosé
De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish
* <0.5% ABV
$11/$44
BEER
DRAFT
Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA $8
American IPA; ABV 5.8%; IBU 30
Sticky Orange, Pomelo, Pineapple, Tangerine & Mango
Pfriem Rotating Lager Series $8
A Rotating Selection of Lagers from Pfreim Brewery in Hood River!
Guaranteed to be Light, Crisp, & Refreshing
Double Mountain x Hey Love IPA x Maker’s Mark Barrel Aged Chocolate Stout (12 oz) $8
We made a Private Select Barrel of Bourbon with our pals at Maker's Mark! When they delivered the barrel we passed it right on to Double Mountain so they could age their delicious chocolate stout in it. Now you can try this lovely beer on its own, or the bourbon and beer side by side. Cheers!
OTHER WAYS
Old German Tall Can $5
Modelo Especial $5
Double Mountain Dry Cider $7
Double Mountain IRA $7
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Non-Alcoholic Corona $7
Asahi Super Dry N/A Lager $7
‘Hitachino Nest’ Yuzu-Ginger NonAle $8
CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS,
NO PROOF
SASSY TAMI
This Zippy Ginger Tamarind-Sarsaparilla Lemonade is juuuuust right, 100% of the time! $9
FRIEND OF A FRIEND
Cherry, Lime Cordial, Ginger, Almond, Cardamom & Tamarind Jarritos $11
ROSE CITY SWIZZLE
Pathfinder, Pineapple, Lemon, Orgeat, Simple, Mint $13
PHONY NEGRONI
Non-Alcoholic Negroni From St. Agrestis, served on the rocks with an Orange Wheel. The Negroni for when you aren’t Negroni-ing! $12
PHONY ESPRESSO NEGRONI
Same as above, but with the flavor and caffeine of Espresso $12
NOUGHTY SPARKLING ROSÉ
De-Alcoholized Temperanillo from La Mancha, Spain
Fresh Raspberry, Soft Ripe Apples, Bright, Nose Tickling Bubbles, Dry Finish
* <0.5% ABV
$11/$44
N/A BLOODY MIRIAM
Hey Love House Bloody Mix with Tomato, Old Bay, Tamarind, Valentina Hot Sauce, & Mushroom Bouillon $8
N/A BARGAIN BEACH
A Michelada with our delicious house Bloody Mix & N/A Corona With a Tajin Salt Rim $10
COCO JOY COCONUT WATER
Amazing health benefits and down right delicious, you just found your favorite coconut water! $7
MONDARIZ SPARKLING MINERAL WATER
Sparkling Spring Water from Mondariz Balneario, Pontevedra (Spain) $9
SODA POP
from Bridge City Soda Co. $3
RC Cola, Diet Cola, Lemon-Lime, Dr. Cola, Ginger Ale, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, Tonic Water
ROSELINE ROASTERS COFFEE
Hot cup of batch-brewed Coffee $4
Cold Brew Iced Coffee $6
STEVEN SMITH TEA
HOT- Lord Bergamot (Earl Grey), British Brunch (English Breakfast), Jasmine Silver Tip (Green), Meadow (Caffeine Free), Ginger Rising (Caffeine Free), Peppermint (Caffeine Free) $4
ICED- Exceptional Iced Tea (Black) $6